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The Onion | Americas Finest News Source |
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A few front-page story headlines from The Onion:
"Fox Voluntarily Removes Reality From Programming"
"Bush 'Refuses to Dignify' Mass-Murder Allegations"
"Football Fan Disappointed By 'Super Tuesday'"
"Real-Life Family Feud Offers No Fabulous Cash Prizes"
Yes, there's a proper article for each of those, but even better are the surveys, help columns, and longer stories:
"Poison Prevention Tips"
(fourteen handy tips to keep you alive)
"Survey: Less Than One Percent Of Pedestrians Gots 50 Cent For The Bus"
(you'll understand this one only when you read about their methodology!)
"I Enjoy Yelling Things" by Louis Sprague
An excerpt: "You only go around on this crazy merry-go-round once, and I want to be noticed. I want to make a mark while I can. And I'll be damned if any police officer, psychiatric professional, or state-appointed social worker is going to tell me I'm not allowed to make myself heard."
The Onion is hilarious, even compared to reading your own local morning newspaper! |
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| read more | score:9524 | -Ray, March 8, 2000
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